El Presidente Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Ken has been away from the forum for a week? Let's lay some odds :-D 1. Fully paid Junkett by the Mongolian wine industry (3-1) 2. In jail for dressing like a vagrant (4-1). 3. Drunken Stupor (5-1) 4. Working as a Roadie for the Village People Reuinion Concert (6-1) 5. Power disconnected (7-1 and shortenning) 6. Found a girlfriend (200-1 but write your own odds) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
genevapics Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 7. At the local gym, working out like a girlie man for the new book cover! (1000:1)
shrink Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 8. Passed out trying to draw some smoke through those plugged PSS2's that you sold him.
Mel Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 Just bring the Bastard back. I offer total amnesty. The ship don't run right with just one half assed dill head at the helm.
Loki Posted January 25, 2006 Posted January 25, 2006 9. Is at the bath house sipping champagne from somebodys navel. (69-1)
Ken Gargett Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 » Ken has been away from the forum for a week? » » Let's lay some odds :-D » » 1. Fully paid Junkett by the Mongolian wine industry (3-1) » 2. In jail for dressing like a vagrant (4-1). » 3. Drunken Stupor (5-1) » 4. Working as a Roadie for the Village People Reuinion Concert (6-1) » 5. Power disconnected (7-1 and shortenning) » 6. Found a girlfriend (200-1 but write your own odds) nice! you've rung me three times a day and then post this. apologies for my absence but two things. one was cleaning up the vast mess you caused by dumping smiling sally stay-at-home on us all. do not attempt denials. two was that some mates had a 1949 latour that they wanted to share (and some 86 margaux and 70 lafite and 76 and 90 yquem and 90 cristal and 85 bolly etc etc). now i would not have shared that if the prez had not played his little game. and well done mel, i see why lisa likes you so much more than she does rob.
Mel Posted January 26, 2006 Posted January 26, 2006 Hey Cobber no worries we all need to chuck a sickie once in a while especially with all the earbashing on the net and working with the hoon you do.;-)
El Presidente Posted January 26, 2006 Author Posted January 26, 2006 Mel....your Aussie Lingo 101 classes are coming along just fine
Maverick Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 » nice! » you've rung me three times a day and then post this. apologies for my » absence but two things. » one was cleaning up the vast mess you caused by dumping smiling sally » stay-at-home on us all. do not attempt denials. » two was that some mates had a 1949 latour that they wanted to share (and » some 86 margaux and 70 lafite and 76 and 90 yquem and 90 cristal and 85 » bolly etc etc). now i would not have shared that if the prez had not » played his little game. » and well done mel, i see why lisa likes you so much more than she does » rob. Ken, a 1949 Latour?? Is that a cask or a can wine. Lambrusco? Ross...
CIGARHead Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 I dont know though, I took Ken as a brunett guy....well, he probably has "I Jake" g-strings on.
pittesq Posted January 27, 2006 Posted January 27, 2006 » 9. Is at the bath house sipping champagne from somebodys navel. (69-1) That's my bet!
Mel Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 » I would have put even money on a Brokeback Mountain marathon » at the local cinema. » » Did you spell that last word right? What rymes with cinema? Sorry Ken but your an easy mark. Look at it this way, everybody loves, and wants you. Chicks and fags alike.
Colt45 Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 I would have put even money on a Brokeback Mountain marathon at the local cinema.
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