Rebalanced our retirement portfolio today

[BTWheezy]

With all the excitement in the greater Seattle area about the coronavirus, I decided to sell all shares of Amazon, Microsoft, Google, Apple, plus our mutual funds, and invested in this new class of assets. This is the extent of what the proceeds bought us, but with careful planning, I think Mrs. Wheezy and I should be OK for the future.

One note: I diversified in the blue shop towels, in case the TP market turns to sh*t, and we need a different market segment to clean things up for us.

Wash your hands everyone!