El Presidente Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 It has been brought to my attention that contrary to clause 3, susbsection B of our Friends of Habanos Charter... A certain rumrogue has been kicked off another board and has not notified us prior to admission here. I recommend rumrogue explain his case to members before we pass judgement :cool:
Colt45 Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 But this is how you welcomed him!? Welcome my son. Go forth and spread the word of CZAR ....FOH needs such a reprobate as you
Freefallguy Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 El Honorable Presidente, As said RumRogue has herein admitted to his crime, I think now it only fitting to find a penance... When we have skydiving boogies, part of the evenings entertainment is to channel a meandering slot in a block of ice, tilt the block at a 45 degree angle, and then consume one's favorite shot of adult beverage by placing ones lips at the bottom of the "luge" and then imbibing as the shot trickles down the ice and into said indulgent's mouth. Along that line most esteemed sir, if said RumRogue were to take a shot of Bacardi's(better yet, Sloe Gin!) after it has trickled down the arse crack of one "fat biffer", with digital photos as proof, then perhaps he can remain among us as just the reprobate we all expect here!! Adjourned!
Tampa1257 Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 30 Days of ONLY Richard's "Wild Irish Rose" might be punishment enough................. Opps, that might be a death sentance.....................
Colt45 Posted May 24, 2005 Posted May 24, 2005 As long as you weren't soliciting dates on the ww board..... But the slurry lapping could be cause for concern.
El Presidente Posted May 25, 2005 Author Posted May 25, 2005 Saturdays after a win we grab a sweaty Prop & pour a clocktail of alcohol down his arse crack & consume the resultant slurry. I'll post some pics Yep...you are a confirmed lunatic I like your sytle Geoff...trolling the Weightwatcherboards and chat rooms using killer lines like "Wow look at you.....You must be an instructor" As for "outing you" ....you know Aussies take no prisoners :-D
Chicago Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 » It has been brought to my attention that contrary to clause 3, susbsection » B of our Friends of Habanos Charter... » » A certain rumrogue » has been kicked off another board and has not notified us prior to » admission here. » » I recommend rumrogue » explain his case to members before we pass judgement :cool: Give him his day in "Kangaroo" court!
Freefallguy Posted May 25, 2005 Posted May 25, 2005 Slurry!? Blech!!! I’m with El Pres, you’re one uncommon, but certifiable loon! OK, the only prop I know of is the one I avoid on exit… please explain for the Yank brethren. Oh, the 'roos got taste!
hagzo Posted May 26, 2005 Posted May 26, 2005 » Saturdays after a win we grab a sweaty Prop & pour a clocktail of » alcohol down his arse crack & consume the resultant slurry. » I'll post some pics » » » Yep...you are a confirmed lunatic » » I like your sytle Geoff...trolling the Weightwatcherboards and chat rooms » using killer lines like "Wow look at you.....You must be an instructor" » » As for "outing you" ....you know Aussies take no prisoners :-D I thought Aussies WERE prisoners :-P
El Presidente Posted November 15, 2008 Author Posted November 15, 2008 He is no dounbt sleeping at his home in the Isle of Man But this is his e-mail. G'day neighbour! Forgot to tell you........oopps. I got slung off the Weightwatchers boards. Took exception to me calling them "Fat Biffers". No sense of humour some people! I thought I'd better own up as it might catch up & then I'd be in bothers with you blokes.
rumrogue Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Ok......El Pres has outed me. Stupid me thought it was "off the record" (note to self......don't trust Aussie cigar floggers!) (Ken was right all along). Thanks .....Mate! Jeez!! Anyway, whilst on the subject of lambing. Penance?? That's no penance. Saturdays after a win we grab a sweaty Prop & pour a clocktail of alcohol down his arse crack & consume the resultant slurry. I'll post some pics.
rumrogue Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 » As long as you weren't soliciting dates on the ww board..... Jeez......now there's a scary thought..... » But the slurry lapping could be cause for concern. Nah......alcohol kills all known germs. The prop falling an you can be a real cause for concern though! :-D
rumrogue Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Youv've met my mate Bill then! He's a kangaroo. Big Red bugger. Makes Fred Gassit look like a girl. Him you do not want to upset. Particularly if he's been on the Bundy all day. Gets pretty mean. Loves Lusitanias. (who doesn't?) Never figured out where he keeps 'em. Just seem to appear in his hand. Lit. Good bloke though. Just the type you need when in a corner. Oh well, nice chatting. Must go back to looking for mines now. Breaks over
rumrogue Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 In the words of the great bard & sage......... Jimi Hendrix......... "Right on, Brother"
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