Friday Funny : Oldie but a goodie

[El Presidente]

 

I have heard it plenty of times....and still chuckle 

 

A guy goes to a supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde who waves at him and says hello. He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from, so he asks, "do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father to one of my kids"

Now he thinks back to the only time he was ever unfaithful to his wife and says, "Oh my god, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that i laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped me with wet celery and then stuck a carrot in my butt?"

she replies, "No, i'm your son's Math teacher.

[Habana Mike]

Yep, heard before. Always funny!