Humpday Wednesday Humour.

[El Presidente]

A nice gentlemen from China reached out through FOH contact to gauge my interest in their climate controlled humidors. 

I looked at the material for an hour. I was enthralled, intrigued...I had tears running down my cheeks. 

Whoever does their marketing requires a Gold Star award. It is part HSA, part Benny Hill, part Monkey magic. 

This has got Ray's (Piggies) fingerprints all over it. I suspect he always wanted to get into making climate controlled humidors commercially 

Group Buy?

Click the link. Some teasers below. 

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/China-humidor-display-cabinet-manufacturer-for_60552426159.html

 

 

[kwsaw63]

I got this far and stopped.....

 

[stogieluver]

Buy with confidence. 

WOW!  That is some marketing piece. 

[stogieluver]

12 minutes ago, kwsaw63 said:

I got this far and stopped.....

 

Is this a robot sex doll?

[Islandboy]

Scrolling down the link is a bit like being carpet-bombed by cotton balls - not painful in any way, and it makes no sense at all.

[OZCUBAN]

39 minutes ago, stogieluver said:

Is this a robot sex doll?

I don’t care ??

[Fuzz AI]

I'm sure you are a smart businessman Rob. You do not want to miss this big opportunity to have your own FOH branded humidors. You + Raching makes the strong power!

Too often I find, when I light my cigars, they catch on fire! They must be too dry in my storage conditions. Rob, you need to make this happen! Otherwise I will have to hire that orangutan to cool my cigars!!

[El Presidente]

3 minutes ago, Fuzz said:

I'm sure you are a smart businessman Rob. You do not want to miss this big opportunity to have your own FOH branded humidors. You + Raching makes the strong power!

Too often I find, when I light my cigars, they catch on fire! They must be too dry in my storage conditions. Rob, you need to make this happen! Otherwise I will have to hire that orangutan to cool my cigars!!

[Drguano]

Talk about wet membrane!