Ken Gargett Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 So if I am correct, we have dumped one of the great managers of all time (okay, it was time) and brought in the last bloke standing. He has immediately leapt into the transfer market and secured us, wait for it, some bloke who is 34 and so in demand, we got him for free. Okay, that might be better than bringing in the annual crop of 6 injured 16-year-old French strikers, but it is a close run thing. Needless to say, our new man has a long history of muscle injuries, but, fortunately, so far has only been diagnosed with a heart condition once. But if anyone wanted a cherry on top, we have a new sponsor. You could not make this up. Rwanda! Yes, a tinpot African dictatorship is sending one of the world’s largest sporting clubs thirty million quid a year. Paved roads and electricity for the people can wait. The president is a fan. So the kit will have Rwanda scribbled away somewhere and some players will go and play or train in the pre-season in Rwanda. I bet they are lining up for that. I have been to Rwanda. Lord knows where they found thirty million quid. Sold a gorilla? What happens when the place descends into war? I know that might sound like a terrible thing to say but the various tribes are not besties. It is, tragically, impossible to imagine that there will not be further conflict. One hopes that I am wrong but how the hell does giving us 30 Mill help more than putting that into a hospital or education or whatever? I did note we could not grab hold of it fast enough. You really have to wonder what next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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