the art of product reviews.

[El Presidente]

I love product reviews....and the below is a great example  

This one had me in tears of laughter.......and the best part is that the reviewer was serious 

The below gives you the gist of what I am talking bout. 

 

 

 

 

 

Have you ever drowned? Or almost drowned? If so, you can probably picture that exact moment. Vivid and clear.

And when you do, feelings of scare and fright might take over you.

You may even panic just at the thought of it.

It’s a scary thing. And nobody ever wants to go through it. Especially after experiencing it the first time.

Drowning is a near-death experience. One that is subtle and silent. And can easily lead to death if no one finds you.

But with this gadget I’m about to show you, you’ll never have to worry about drowning again. Or have a friend or family drown either.

Now you might be thinking, “Why do I need some special gadget when I can just wear a life-jacket?”

Good question.

But there’s several reasons why you shouldn’t use your typical life-savers. And even more reasons why this gadget might even be better than them.

So if you’re scared of drowning, and play water sports or swim a lot, you want to keep reading because this might save your life…

Why Life-Jackets Are Annoying

Life-jackets are bulky and ugly. Almost everyone hates wearing one. You might even be one of them. But this is especially the case for younger kids.

 

(If you want to see the full review https://crazyrussiangadgets.com/kingii-wristband-review/)

[Ken Gargett]

remember fishing christmas island and every day we were in dodgy boats whizzing about. no lifejackets. we wondered as we were assured there would be.

finally, on the last day, i noticed that the truck taking us to fishing spots to meet the boats had weird seat cushions. the lifejackets. made good pillows for the seats.

[Fuzz AI]

Riiiiight. So you're not supposed to use it as a flotation device, like you do with a lifejacket, but you wear it in lieu of a lifejacket because lifejackets look stupid ?

I'm no scuba diver (my best event in the pool is drowning), but wouldn't it be counterproductive to wear a lifejacket whilst diving?

[Ken Gargett]

Just now, Fuzz said:

Riiiiight. So you're not supposed to use it as a flotation device, like you do with a lifejacket, but you wear it in lieu of a lifejacket because lifejackets look stupid ?

I'm no scuba diver (my best event in the pool is drowning), but wouldn't it be counterproductive to wear a lifejacket whilst diving?

i've met you fuzz. i thought your best event would be floating.

yes, pot kettle.

[El Presidente]

"Drowning is a near-death experience".

 

Priceless 

[awkwardPause]

Seat belts, helmets, and condoms are also annoying and look incredibly stupid. Come on Kingii, what other useful innovations are you keeping from us!?

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[Fuzz AI]

1 hour ago, Ken Gargett said:

i've met you fuzz. i thought your best event would be floating.

yes, pot kettle.

Nope, sink like a stone. If I did float, I'd change my name to "Bob".

[Ken Gargett]

Just now, Fuzz said:

Nope, sink like a stone. If I did float, I'd change my name to "Bob".

Fuzz Bob?

[jay8354]

6 minutes ago, Fuzz said:

Nope, sink like a stone. If I did float, I'd change my name to "Bob".

I believe this is due to a small part by your bum hip, which is affecting your floatation balance.

The real reason however, is the fuzzy logic, this has caused a quantum shift on the laws of buoyancy on your body.

[jay8354]

14 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

Fuzz Bob?

So FuzzBob Trapezoidal Pants?