Jobs vs Gates

[Optic101]

Bill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?” 
Steve Jobs: “Great ! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.” 

Bill Gates: “So…?” 

Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.”

Bill Gates: “It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.”  

Steve Jobs: “Oh, what rumor?” 

Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.”  

Steve Jobs : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free!

[OZCUBAN]

Great stuff Werner 

I would personally back Jobs every time 

cheers