Sunday funny

[TheFullMontecristo]

A bum on the street asks a man for $1.

The man says to the bum, “Will you buy booze?”

The bum says, “No.”

The man says, “Will you gamble it away?”

The bum says, “No.”

The man says, “Will you buy cigarettes or cigars?”

The bum says, “No.”

So the man says, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink, gamble or smoke?”

[creamypies]

Good one!

[oliverdst]

Beautiful

[El Presidente]

[cigcars]

I heard dear old "Adolph" didn't smoke, drink, or eat meat...who knows, he might've been a nicer guy if he had...*