MIKA27 Posted December 10, 2015 Posted December 10, 2015 Watch: Borat Crashes Jimmy Kimmel and Destroys Donald Trump The iconic Sacha Baron Cohen character showed up during the late-night host’s monologue Wednesday night to share his thoughts about the GOP frontrunner. Jimmy Kimmel was talking about Hanukkah on Wednesday night when a very special guest walked out on stage: Borat. “My name a Borat. I like a porno,” the Kazakh TV star said to cheers from the studio audience. “It only safe for me to come on during a festival of Hanukkah because the Jews are at home counting their chocolate moneys,” he added. When Borat discovered the host’s name, he began to awkwardly giggle. “In Kazakhstan, ‘Kimmel’ meaning lady’s vajine and ‘Jimmy’ mean much hair,” he said. “For example, my wife, she have a very Jimmy Kimmel.” He explained that the real reason he was on the show was to warn the world about that “frivolous nincompoop” Sacha Baron Cohen, who is famous for portraying characters like Ali G, Bruno, and, most recently, Donald Trump. “The only person who would ban Muslims is someone with a brain like a female chicken,” he said. “It is clearly a parody of a rich American racist. Cohen have spent all the money on orange paint for face and he leave no money for wig. Now I know what happen to Pamela Anderson’s pubis. It is on his head!” If the GOP frontrunner is a real person, as the host insisted, Borat said, “then Donald Trump is an absolute Kimmel.” In the end, it turned out the real, real reason Borat was on the show was to premiere the new trailer of “propaganda footage” for Cohen’s upcoming film, The Brothers Grimsby, in which he plays the hapless brother of a James Bond-type British spy alongside Mark Strong and Rebel Wilson. 2
Fosgate Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Never cared for the guy since the days of Ali G. Tried several times trying to take it in and just couldn't. Maybe because Tom Green was also big at the time and both just annoyed me. 3
El Presidente Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 On 12/11/2015 at 2:46 AM, Fosgate said: Never cared for the guy since the days of Ali G. Tried several times trying to take it in and just couldn't. Maybe because Tom Green was also big at the time and both just annoyed me. I'm with you .....
... Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 On 12/11/2015 at 2:52 AM, El Presidente said: I'm with you .....I don't enjoy everything he does but I think he's good at what he does... The kind of guy who would likely take pictures of himself naked on a friend's bed while housesitting... Although he probably wouldn't use 'being drunk' as an excuse to hide behind 1
Sophistic Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 the borat stuff during the "old"(english) tv series was funny, rest was/is whack. while i'm rarely agreeing with trump, the way the media characterises him is simply dishonest. 2
PigFish Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 None on a cigar forum will be able to answer a political question regarding the entire country that he resides. Furthermore it is not a healthy question for any thread that one wishes to remain an open one. Me, I am tired of endless debt, huge numbers of people needing to select some form of aid verses a job, a weakening of our armed forces leaving voids filled by the enemies of freedom loving people across the globe, while those filling the power voids go about killing people globally and the scapegoating those that are being killed as the problem... That is some of what I am sick of... About this comedian fella... Really crude can be funny at times. But cleaver and witty 'trumps' crude and crass in the comedic arena most of the time (IMHO). I mean watching a 4 year old perform silly dances while touching himself, making fun of all the words that his parents tell him are bad can be funny... In the end the 4 year old has an excuse. He is 4, and you gave him too much sugar... Hell, I probably thought that decapitations were funny when I was four... Now, not so funny! -Piggy 3
MIKA27 Posted December 13, 2015 Author Posted December 13, 2015 Like anything, too much of the same becomes "Same same"
Randolph Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Back to cigars.... What kind does Trumpti Dumpti smoke? I can only imagine they must be pretty strong. I'm game enough to try one....will put my new spectacles to the test!
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