The things you conceive when you are tanked

[Ken Gargett]

I was taught that are three levels of Tequila.

Level 1: You are funny.

Level 2: You are good looking.

Level 3: You are bulletproof.

I have since come to understand that I am all but level 3 without Tequila... Without being either Level 1 or Level 2 (as a result of Tequila) I can shoot back!

Me, I don't need Tequila.

To answer the OP question... It depends on the pranks that the group consider acceptable. It is not up to me. Generally when your friends are crass, well, you are too!

During my bachelor party, one of my groomsmen borrowed the money from me (I was at the craps table) to tag team a hooker with his brother in their suite... They were drunk... Hell, at least they had the courtesy to invite me and do it in their own room!!! -LOL Yes, and I was crass enough to give them the money.

Today they would deny it, well, one brother anyway. Me, I would still give them the money!

-Piggy

piggy - there is a tequila level 4 (sadly, i'm serious).

4. you join the army reserve.

[Fosgate]

I've exchanged some pretty outlandish pranks in my day to rib friends but my bedroom is absolutely off limits. Several of my ex's would go up the wall knowing something like that was done on the bed they sleep on.

I would recommend gift wrapping everything in a few rooms. One of my friends did that to my kitchen and it took me probably 3 hours to unwrap everything. I mean everything. Door knobs, doors, individually wrapping my cutlery, refrigerator and everything inside including the racks, They also setup a tree in my living room (wrapped of course) and wrapped up bottles out of my liquer cabinet and put them under my tree wrapped along with my lawn ornaments and a few rocks. They also setup a partial string of Christmas lights on my gutter, hung a dummy like he is hanging onto the gutter and tipped the ladder next to him. Last but not least they took two reindeer lawn ornaments and set them up like they are having sex in the middle of my front lawn. Neighbors were ribbing me for a few months after that display.

[dougincanada]

I expect the wife will burn the sheets.

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