Drguano Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 Two men go into a bakery. (For the sake of Anryan, one is Irish and the other English. You can alter the nationalities as you see fit.) The Englishman puts three buns in his pocket and leaves without paying. He says to the Irishman, "That took skill and great guile to steel those buns, The owner did not even see me." The Irishman says, "That is just simple thievery. I'll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results." They go back into the bakery and the Irishman says to the owner, "Good sir, I would like to show you a magic trick." The baker says okay and the Irishman picks up a bun and eats it. He selects two more and eats them as well. The baker says, "Right, now where is the magic trick?" The Irishman then says, "Look in the Englishman's pocket."
NJP Posted October 3, 2015 Posted October 3, 2015 Ha. That's going with me to work on Monday for my Englishman workmate.
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