Traffic Stop During Shoe Sale in Brisbane

[wea1959]

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Maam, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

...

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: Id give it to you but I dont have one.

Officer: Dont have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I seeCan I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I cant do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Maam, could you step out of your vehicle

please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, maam?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you maam, one of my officers told me you didnt have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

[Ken Gargett]

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Maam, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

...

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: Id give it to you but I dont have one.

Officer: Dont have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I seeCan I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I cant do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Maam, could you step out of your vehicle

please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, maam?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you maam, one of my officers told me you didnt have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

aside from the murder bit, a mate did effectively that but actually had his lawyer in the boot. long story. next video if i remember.

[joeboxer]

Hehe well played unnamed woman, well played.

[WarriorPrincess]

For a minute there I thought someone saw me out shopping on Saturday.....lucky

[Hypersomniac]

Ha! I wish my traffic stops went that way.

[Borgy]

Love it!

[bugg4672]

LMAO