Joke of the day.

[ayepatz]

Man comes home from the pub.

Wife asks, "Did you have a good pint with Rory?"

"Och, no!" says the husband. "He's always boasting about something far-fetched. Today he claimed he's had sex with every woman in our street except one! Can you believe that?"

"Hmm," says the wife. "Probably that stuck-up ***** at number 8."