Guts verse balls!

[thecapo]

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

We've all heard of people having Guts or having Balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your

wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you

flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume

and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the buns and having the Balls

to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both are fatal.

[SmittyinAZ]

Thanks for the clarification! Lol

[Overproof]

You could probably have a crack at doing both the GUTS and then BALLS in the same night. Why not go the hat-trick and get her to sign a well accounted prenup before you head out and get the ******* in the mix.

[WarriorPrincess]

Love it

[Borgy]

I have tried something similar before now I have no BALLS nor the GUTS to try it again.

[CigarDarr111]

I think it would be safe to add stupidity in there.. after all you do gotta live with her.. lol.

[JohnS]

I think it would be safe to add stupidity in there.. after all you do gotta live with her.. lol.

I'd like to add that as one ages they grow in wisdom (apparently). There's a lot to be said for a smile and shutting your mouth on occasion!

[Borgy]

I agree JohnS after 26 years of Wedded Bliss I have grown wiser and smarter tell her on a need to know bases.

[StingMeadery]

Balls...well they would be "in her handbag".

Guts...is going in after them

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[saintsmokealot]

Do either of the 2 and you will likely end up with your balls in your guts!!!

[Fosgate]

I heard the research for the definition of guts went something like this.

One day at an Armed Forces picnic, an Army General, a Navy Admiral, a Marine General and an Air Force General were sitting around talking. Eventualy a heated discussion arouse as to which branch has the most guts. “Navy has the most guts, watch this. Seaman! I want to you hang youself off that yardarm!”
“Yessir” he replies and runs off to carry out the order.
The Army General snorts, “That’s not guts, now this is guts. Soldier.”
“Sir?”
“I want you to shoot yourself with this M-16.”
BLAM! guy shoots himself.
“Bah!” says the Marine General, “Watch this. Soldier, I want you to shoot yourself, *while* climbing that yardarm.” The marine does as he’s told.
The Air Force General puts his cigar down and says, “Oh yeah, watch this. Airman. Did you see what that marine just did?” The airman nods. “I want you to do the same.”
The airman looks the General square in the in the eye and says “F*** YOU SIR!”
“Gentlemen, now THAT is guts.”

[Laxman]

Makes sense

[Mckucci]

Haha, that's too funny!