Popular Post Drguano Posted February 18, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted February 18, 2015 Once again The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are: 1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained. 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent. 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown. 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence (n.), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline. 11. ******** (n.), a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balboa Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Classic !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zrotfus Posted February 18, 2015 Share Posted February 18, 2015 Ha these are great! Thanks for the share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRunch61 Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 Gonna be -35F by tomorrow with the wind chill, so I REALLY appreciate your post! BTW, here's my own (feeble) attempt at a neologism: Analogy (n.) required course for proctologists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cigcars Posted February 19, 2015 Share Posted February 19, 2015 E = mc2; Take the letter "m"; set it up like the letter "c"; square off the edges; and VOILA - you have the letter "E" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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