thecapo Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don't exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Forty," she replied 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorPrincess Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 God I am going to stop drinking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 God I am going to stop drinking Seriously honey...whats the chances. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WarriorPrincess Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Seriously honey...whats the chances. You can talk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIKA27 Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 You can talk Isn't Rob only 25? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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