thecapo Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above. She was sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniel's every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, have sex, and I don't exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Forty," she replied 2
El Presidente Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 God I am going to stop drinking Seriously honey...whats the chances. 1
WarriorPrincess Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 Seriously honey...whats the chances. You can talk
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