ashes to ashes...


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a mate sent me these.

to be fair, i reckon i saw them all a few years ago in very different circumstances. and again a few years before that, in happier times.

and no doubt they'll be revived again when next england get their act together, but hopefully that will not be too soon.

They’re too good not to share….

Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube?

A. A laughing stock.

Q What is the height of optimism?

A: English batsman putting on sunscreen.

Q. What is the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car at high speed?

A. Nothing! If you blink you will miss them both.

Q. What do English batsmen and drug addicts have in common?

A. Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from.

Q. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?

A.They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.

Q. What is the difference between Cinderella and the Pommy cricket team?

A. Cinderella knew when to leave the ball.

Q. What's the difference between the Pommy cricket team and a funeral director?

A. A funeral director isn't going to lose the ashes.

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