Trevor2118 Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 I was listening to Bayern 1 (Bavaria Germany) radio this morning. Announcer asks: Why does an Austrian always have an empty bottle of wine in their fridge? . . . . . . . In case someone turns up who doesn’t drink. Apologies to my Austrian friends.
MIKA27 Posted September 6, 2013 Posted September 6, 2013 Doesn't insult me, but I'll pass it onto my father!!
Trevor2118 Posted September 7, 2013 Author Posted September 7, 2013 This preceded the German / Austria football clash.........Germany won 3 - 0.
Hohenthal Posted September 15, 2013 Posted September 15, 2013 What does an Austrian when he feels cold? He stands in the corner - 90 degrees right there.
Hohenthal Posted September 15, 2013 Posted September 15, 2013 Ötzi the iceman was found in 1991, meanwhile scientists have discovered a great many things - his nationality however is still a mystery: He could not be Austrian because he had a brain... He could not be Italian because he brought tools... He was either Swiss, as the glacier was moving faster than him, or German - sandals at 3210 m altitude.... Cheers, Alex
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