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I was listening to Bayern 1 (Bavaria Germany) radio this morning.

Announcer asks:

Why does an Austrian always have an empty bottle of wine in their fridge?

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In case someone turns up who doesn’t drink.

Apologies to my Austrian friends. ok.gif

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Ötzi the iceman was found in 1991,

meanwhile scientists have discovered a great many things -

his nationality however is still a mystery:

He could not be Austrian because he had a brain...

He could not be Italian because he brought tools...

He was either Swiss, as the glacier was moving faster than him,

or German - sandals at 3210 m altitude.... jester.gif

Cheers, Alex

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