Tossers and Reprobates?

[El Presidente]

» Onya Mel.

»

» You may have a few roos loose in the top paddock but your not a bad fella.

» By Jingoes I look forward to you shouting me an amber fluid but don't come

» the raw prawn that your skint or I'll be cheesed off.

»

» Wear some warm clobber in NY and don't call Ken a Git or he'll chuck a

» wobbly. ;-)

Onya = Good one

Few Roos Loose in the top paddock = Mentally unballanced.

Fella= bloke = guy

Jingoes = Hell

Shouting = buy

Amber Fluid - beer

Come the raw prawn = pretend

skint = broke

Cheesed off = pissed off

Clobber = clothes

Git = Ken (interchangeable)

Chuck a wobbly = throw a tantrum.

Clear as mud isn't it :-D

[Ken Gargett]

»

» Shouting = buy

»

»

rob, it will come as an enormous shock to all your mates to discover that you know the meaning of that one.

for our septic friends - (septic is aussie for americans - kiwis are new zealanders, poms are english, jocks are scots, seal bashers are canadians, yarpies are south africans etc) - shout actually means that it is your turn to buy, as in shout a round of beers for your mates.

hence, my surprise that rob knew it and the origin of the saying that rob wouldn't shout if a shark bit him.

[ALB]

» » » Holly **** I got about half that.

»

» How the Hell did you even get half of it:-|

I live in 'Straya, & unless you learn to speak lingo, & join whole sentences into one word you can't be understood.

Then you go to the outback..........NO-ONE understands them

[El Presidente]

Ken.

Just keep in mind that I was your "cigar expert" for the recent......insurance claim.

Need I say more?

[Ken Gargett]

i don't know what you mean?

[raney]

» » Onya Mel.

» »

» » You may have a few roos loose in the top paddock but your not a bad

» fella.

» » By Jingoes I look forward to you shouting me an amber fluid but don't

» come

» » the raw prawn that your skint or I'll be cheesed off.

» »

» » Wear some warm clobber in NY and don't call Ken a Git or he'll chuck a

» » wobbly. ;-)

»

» Onya = Good one

»

» Few Roos Loose in the top paddock = Mentally unballanced.

»

» Fella= bloke = guy

»

» Jingoes = Hell

»

» Shouting = buy

»

» Amber Fluid - beer

»

» Come the raw prawn = pretend

»

» skint = broke

»

» Cheesed off = pissed off

»

» Clobber = clothes

»

» Git = Ken (interchangeable)

»

» Chuck a wobbly = throw a tantrum.

»

» Clear as mud isn't it :-D

I think my top paddock threw a wobbly just reading the first sentence.

[Mel]

This ain't **** fellows! Have you spoke with Rob on the phone???????

At least on the web you can see the spelling and have a few minutes to decipher the code.

He talks that **** so fast and sounds like he has TWO PACKS of chewing gum in his mouth. Hell of a conversation!

Now Lisa sounds like pure sultry sex.

[El Presidente]

» He talks that **** so fast and sounds like he has TWO PACKS of chewing gum

» in his mouth. Hell of a conversation!

»

» Now Lisa sounds like pure sultry sex.

Thanks Cobber.

Mate, when I am on the dog and bone I am usually flat out like a lizard drinking. Apologies sport. Next time the I will relax the local lingo ;-)

[Andyman]

Oy! I am glad I kow most of the cigar terms and acronyms so I can focus on learning this new language..

[Maverick]

» » He talks that **** so fast and sounds like he has TWO PACKS of chewing

» gum

» » in his mouth. Hell of a conversation!

» »

» » Now Lisa sounds like pure sultry sex.

»

» Thanks Cobber.

»

» Mate, when I am on the dog and bone I am usually flat out like a lizard

» drinking. Apologies sport. Next time the I will relax the local lingo ;-)

Rob your as full as a state school hat rack my friend, full of what I dont know but full of something.