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Florida Woman Busted For DUI Blames Poor Driving On Big Boobs: Maureen Raymond Arrested

First Posted: 2/3/12 Updated: 2/3/12

Busted!

A Florida woman arrested Sunday for driving under the influence told police that she would have passed a sobriety test -- if not for her "big boobies," according to a Martin County Sheriff's Office report.

Marueen Raymond, 49, allegedly drove her grey Toyota Camry over 50 mph through a 35 mph zone near Jenson Beach, swerving over a double yellow line twice before parking her car across two spaces in a nearby Walgreen's lot.

Cops responded to the reckless vehicle notice and found Raymond in the driver's seat, reeking of alcohol and slurring her speech, the report explains.

"When I told her we were going to do some roadside tasks she told me that I needed to understand that she is big chested and if I asked her to close her eyes and balance she is not going to balance well," the officer wrote. "She told me 'Big breast you don't balance well.'"

Asked if she had any injuries, Raymond told the officer that she had "big breasts" and whiplash, according to the report.

Asked to walk a straight line, Raymond began to dance.

"When I told her she had to keep her hands at her side she stated 'hell no, not with these.' Telling me again she can't do it, not with her big boobies," the officer added.

The report also explains that Raymond "began to take her clothes off to show me her breast and I stopped her."

Officers took Raymond into custody and released her on bond the next day.

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Ridiculous! The excuses some people come up with I tell ya.

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What is it with big breasted women driving stories in the news? At least this one looks better.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/02/13/brazilian_airbags/

Car crash model cushioned by 38KKK Bulgarian airbags

'I think my breasts saved my life'

A top-heavy model who wrapped her car round a tree is convinced her preposterous 38KKK Bulgarian airbags saved her from an appointment with the great cosmetic surgery clinic in the sky.

Sheyla Hershey, 32, pranged her Ford Mustang near Houston, Texas, following a Super Bowl bash. She explained: "I think my breasts saved my life. The accident was bad and my boobs are sore, but they protected the rest of me."

Hershey and her substantial assets appeared in court last Monday, where she denied a drink-driving charge, insisting that she was actually under the influence of drugs for bipolar disorder, depression, headaches and, unsurprisingly, backaches.

The Brazilian apparently holds the Guinness World Record* for the biggest pair of inflated mams, awarded when her twin peaks peaked at 38MMM. However, a life-threatening infection resulting from her 30th jub job obliged docs to whip out the implants back in 2010, and Hershey has been battling her way back to her former chesticular glory ever since.

Despite the misgivings of doctors and hubby Derek, she's gradually pumping up her funbags with saline. According to the Daily Mail, she said: "I increased slowly over a two-month period and now my breasts are back at 4,300cc of liquid and are 38KKK."

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