brazoseagle Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 Calling all Dallas/Ft. Worth area BOTL. Let's see who all is out there and organize some get together, explore some different meeting places and lounges, share some good stories, make some trades, eat some good food, drink some cocktails, and have a good time. I read about everybody else with their "boy's clubs" and their cigar society's, and their tight knit brotherhoods based on geographic region, and it makes me............ jealous! I want that, So I shall. If you live in the North Texas area and can check any three of the following, than I invite you join me on a journey, a journey that will change your life, a journey of legend! ___ Likes Cigars ___ Prefers Cuban Cigars ___ Enjoys a cocktail from time to time ___ Always drinks more than you should but not as much as you could ___ Has never been told you have the sense of humor of Al Gore ___ Have you ever hosted a jamboree, shin-dig, bonanza or extravaganza (not just a regular vaganza, but one with extra vaganza) ___ Enjoys local sports teams and culture ___ Likes to eat food to sustain life ___ Has a wife or girl friend that needs to lock her "crazy" down and just let you be a man. ___ Has a wife or girlfriend that appears on the outside to be wonderful ___ Does not have a wife or girlfriend - (if you check here, you will pick up most of the tabs, because you will have more money than the others.) ___ Understands the difference between cheeky shenanigans and good hearted Tom Foolery ___ Enjoys both cheeky Shenanigans and good hearted Tom Foolery ___ Has trouble concentrating at work thinking about cigars ___ Enjoys cooking ___ Enjoys Traveling ___ Enjoys acting as a smuggling mule whilst traveling to bring back cigars ___ Enjoys live music ___ Has no less than 10 favorite drinks or 10 favorite Western Movies ___ Understand the comfort and sentimental value of long term pairs of underwear ___ Enjoys movies and talking about movies ___ Does not enjoy ruining the ending of movies ___ Understands the Patron - Stripper relationship, and would never ask about kids, going back to college, or getting their lives back on track. ___ Enjoys Hunting ___ Enjoys Fishing ___ Has Dallas Cowboys Season Tickets Insert Phone Number Here:___________ ___ Knows more than 2 Neil Diamond songs ___ Believes that Creedence Clearwater Revival is the only "CCR" ___ Will fight to the death to defend St. Patrick's day being the best holiday ever! ___ Enjoys telling/hearing Jokes ___ Enjoys telling/hearing stories ___ Understands that the party is not over until the keg of beer has been floated. ___ You are the wind beneath someone else's wings ___ You do not have any diseases that are airborn contagious ___ Agrees that urinating in your own backyard is a right that you have earned through hard work. ___ You have never uttered the phrases: "You complete me", "You go girl', or 'that drink is too strong" ___ You know how long to cook anything according to how many beers you drink not time. ___ You are not a D-Bag!
laficion Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 ___ Likes Cigars ___ Prefers Cuban Cigars ___ Enjoys a cocktail from time to time ___ Has never been told you have the sense of humor of Al Gore ___ Have you ever hosted a jamboree, shin-dig, bonanza or extravaganza (not just a regular vaganza, but one with extra vaganza) ___ Enjoys local culture ___ Likes to eat food to sustain life ___ Has a wife that needs to lock her "crazy" down and just let you be a man. ___ Enjoys both cheeky Shenanigans and good hearted Tom Foolery ___ Enjoys cooking ___ Enjoys Traveling ___ Enjoys live music ___ Has no less than 10 favorite drinks ___ Understand the comfort and sentimental value of long term pairs of underwear ___ Enjoys movies and talking about movies ___ Understands the Patron - Stripper relationship, and would never ask about kids, going back to college, or getting their lives back on track. ___ Knows more than 2 Neil Diamond songs ___ Believes that Creedence Clearwater Revival is the only "CCR" ___ Enjoys telling/hearing Jokes ___ Enjoys telling/hearing stories ___ Understands that the party is not over until the wine has been floated. ___ You are the wind beneath someone else's wings ___ You do not have any diseases that are airborn contagious ___ Agrees that urinating in your own backyard is a right that you have earned through hard work. ___ Yo have never uttered the phrases: "You complete me", "You go girl', or 'that drink is too strong" ___ You are not a D-Bag! I knew that Texas is JUST a little bigger then France , but I didn't know that you were acquuited with my region that well Wishing you all a great time. Ciao
Lotusguy Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 I apologize for the thread jack but are there any FOH members in the Houston Area that would like to meet up tomorrow (Wed. 10/5 night)?
brazoseagle Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 I apologize for the thread jack but are there any FOH members in the Houston Area that would like to meet up tomorrow (Wed. 10/5 night)? Oh C'mon Lotus......you will rue the day!
darinjanssen Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 I'm here in the Dallas area....but you already knew that....
brazoseagle Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 I'm here in the Dallas area....but you already knew that.... Seriously??? I'm trying to get us a group together man, if you would work less and spend more time on FOH maybe you would make a difference in this world!
bacalao Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 I apologize for the thread jack but are there any FOH members in the Houston Area that would like to meet up tomorrow (Wed. 10/5 night)? Hey Lotusguy where did you have in mind for 10/5? I have the day off. Sorry Brazo hell of a drive to Dallas.
brazoseagle Posted October 4, 2011 Author Posted October 4, 2011 Hey Lotusguy where did you have in mind for 10/5? I have the day off. Sorry Brazo hell of a drive to Dallas. Anybody else from Houston who Thread Jacks me is going to get punched straight in the babymaker.
darinjanssen Posted October 4, 2011 Posted October 4, 2011 Seriously??? I'm trying to get us a group together man, if you would work less and spend more time on FOH maybe you would make a difference in this world! This is an expensive habit you've gotten me into! Not that I'm complaining ....but it requires some dough to keep it up!
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