The Kiss

[Leopolis Semper Fidelis]

Some tough-looking bikies are out riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and asks, "What are you doing?" "I'm going to commit suicide," she says. While he does not want to appear insensitive, he also doesn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" She does and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the bikie says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I've ever had. That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?" "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"

[ZAZ]

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[Guest leanderdsilva]

[cigcars]

Good one!

[benjaminbbush]

So did (s)he jump or get pushed or get beaten to death?

[bob25]

Ouch !

[android]

Gee let me help...need a push

[First Lady]

Brilliant

[#2 man]

that would have gone over easier on an empty belly