Saturday Morning Joke

[coneatty]

Subject: WARNING - MATURE MEN SCAM

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts (It's impossible not to look).

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle.

On the way, they start undressing.

Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also, June 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th. And July 1st, 2nd, 5th, 8th,

[laficion]

I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also, June 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th. And July 1st, 2nd, 5th, 8th,

cigmondo,

It's comforting to see that you were quick to react to this traumatic situation.

[coneatty]

cigmondo,

It's comforting to see that you were quick to react to this traumatic situation.

Yeah, laficion..It has actually worked out well for me. Now the wife's attentions are focused on my growing wallet collection, and has completely forgotten about my humidor!