El Presidente Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 Just three: 1. Moochers who take 5 puffs of a fine PC and then proceed put it out. 2. Non Cigar Lovers in the humidor for "a smell" I should charge the pieces of chit. 3. Bending over to fix a fly and watching my Cohiba Robusto fall out of my mouth into the water and drift away....I have lost count of how many cigars I have wasted this way
JMH Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 I have a few: 1. So many people assume that I'm smoking a cigar to be cool. 2. The people who blurt out "omg I hate cigars, the absolutely stink" when I light up/currently smoking, while at the same time they're smoking cigarettes, and their entire cigar experience consists of cafe cremes bought from their local 7/11. 3. People who want to try my cigar and then leave the end feeling and looking like a left it soaking in a glass of water for 5 minutes. 4. Non-smokers who peristantly ask for a cigar after I've eplained how expensive they can be. I don't randomly go up to them and ask for $20.
ALB Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 1. People who have opinions about cigars based on nothing more than smoke, rather than facts 2. Wondering how venues can have smoking areas, but as soon as you blaze up one of Fidels' finest you're told "no cigars allowed, only cigarettes" 3. Tight draws 4. Fake cubans
jay8354 Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 My Pet hates: 1. Cigarette Smokers / Non Cigar Smokers who after annoying you for a FREE cigar, takes the 5 puffs and then complains about the quality of the Cuban. 2. The limited amount of places that allow Cigar Smoking. 3. A certain vendor that have yet to reply to an email due to the fact he is having way too much fun. This in turn is stopping me sending my money to his wallet. >Cough, Cough, Cough< [Damn this Cold :-D ] :wink:
Elric Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 » My Pet hates: » » 1. Cigarette Smokers / Non Cigar Smokers who after annoying you for a FREE » cigar, takes the 5 puffs and then complains about the quality of the Cuban. » » » 2. The limited amount of places that allow Cigar Smoking. » » 3. A certain vendor that have yet to reply to an email due to the fact he » is having way too much fun. This in turn is stopping me sending my money » to his wallet. >Cough, Cough, Cough< [Damn this Cold :-D ] » » :wink: 1. Consumers who bug the crap out of their vendor every 2 seconds!:-P :-P ;-) :-D 2. Moochers who don't know which end to light (I've had this happen). 3. The know it alls who swear Dominican cigars are so much better then Cuban cigars, and who have never had an authentic Habanos to boot!
Freefallguy Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 Three for me: 1) Wind 2) Squinty-eyed tobacco Nazi's 3) Relighting, constantly No, four: 4)Ash in the lap
harwellplant Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 1. my pregnant wife, who claims that she can smell my breath and the cigar i smoked ... two days ago. glad there is less than 4 weeks of that left. 2. people who smoke stink asse cigarettes, but act like cigar smoke is a plague of locusts. 3. people who lick their cigars from top to bottom before they cut and light them. yes, it happens, and yes, it is the single most disgusting thing i see. 4. ashing on your shirt, tie, etc... while driving.
Phailure Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 » 2. The people who blurt out "omg I hate cigars, the absolutely stink" when » I light up/currently smoking, while at the same time they're smoking » cigarettes, and their entire cigar experience consists of cafe cremes » bought from their local 7/11. » » 3. People who want to try my cigar and then leave the end feeling and » looking like a left it soaking in a glass of water for 5 minutes. Agreed
Bunker1028 Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 » 3. Bending over to fix a fly and watching my Cohiba Robusto fall out of my » mouth into the water and drift away....I have lost count of how many cigars » I have wasted this way Rob, it's called teeth! LOL!! 3. Plugged cigars 2. Cutting a cigar and having the wrapper unravel. (I think I figured this out now.) and the number One Pet Peeve for cigars is.... 1. Gifting great cigars to people who explain they love cigars, only to watch them put it down after 5 minutes an leave it there. Happens to me all the time and my wife just laughs cause she thinks I should know better. But what do others do? Hand out machine mades? I do it to turn on someone to something I love, thinking they'll get into it the way I did. Couple of weeks ago for my Birthday we went out with two couples and afterwards me an the fellas smoked some Cohibas I had bought from Rob. Theirs ended up in the ashtray 1/3 smoked. Bastiges!
hazleem Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 1. Broken wrappers 2. Trying to find pectin at the grocery store.. :-P -Haz-
longash4me Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 Hmmm...it's true there are a few things to pick from here, all good stuff. But I only have one real *****, all others pale against this one thing, as it's been mentioned here many times already. Being made to feel like a second class citizen, a two-headed circus act, a leprous space alien, a scabby child molester, for smoking a frigg'n cigar in public! I'm not troubled by anything else.
Ginseng Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 1. tight draw 2. fake Habanas 3. cigarette smokers telling you to put out your cigar 4. canoeing Wilkey
CIGARHead Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 1. I have to agree with everyone that I hate when I give a cigar to a buddy to smoke and he puts it out after 5 puffs. 2. The ever-lasting bullshit the wifey gives me when I buy cigars. 2. Bill Clinton. He ruined it for all of us.
hagzo Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 » 2. Bill Clinton. He ruined it for all of us. So true! Wasting a perfectly good cigar on that fat minger
Mel Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 » 1. I have to agree with everyone that I hate when I give a cigar to a buddy » to smoke and he puts it out after 5 puffs. » » 2. The ever-lasting bullshit the wifey gives me when I buy cigars. » » 1. I don't give cigars to assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Number 1 solved. 2. Bought the wife a cadillac, which came with a closed mouth policy about cigars----forever. Number 2 solved. I HATE TIGHT DRAWS. All those who don't like cigars are ignored completely. I don't haveto like what they do so there..
mgillett Posted November 21, 2005 Posted November 21, 2005 1. Plugged cigars 2. Lack of smoking venues
Loki Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 1. Anti-Smoking Legislation 2. Bill Clinton, Ruined Nothing "BJs not cheating" 3.Cigar Beetles
TR Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 moochers, moochers and moochers.....smoking moochers and non-smoking moochers.....;-)
Bill Hayes Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 1. Drunks in bars coming up out of the blue and saying, 'I love cigars, just give me a puff' then have them cough and splutter everywhere. Then have them hang around to save face, trying to impart how much (little) they know about cuba. Unless of course, if they're good looking women. But that's a different category all together. 2. Aquintances who think you're a cigar charity. 'Come to my party and, oh, bring some of those cubans for everyone'. 3. Cigarette smokers who hate the smell of cigars.
cf2112 Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 » » 2. Bill Clinton. He ruined it for all of us. » » So true! Wasting a perfectly good cigar on that fat minger That was the best thing Billary ever did:-D
naga5 Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 » 2. Wondering how venues can have smoking areas, but as soon as you blaze » up one of Fidels' finest you're told "no cigars allowed, only cigarettes" oh geez. i was at an indian casino in spokane getting ready to listen to my favorite girl country singer and sparked up a VR unico. people actually came up to me and said that it smelled good. a friend was buying me a mac and jack's when some cop-wanna-be accosted me and told me, "no cigars in the casino'. i questioned him about the logic about cigarette smoke and cigar smoke, but that argument was so beyond him that not only were both synapses in his head going off like a roman candle, but his IQ was down peaking into negative integers. i smoked the rest of the cigar outside with my friends. rick
naga5 Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 » 4)Ash in the lap ROTFL, i was at a club with two other unnamed FOH members last year, when, unbeknownst to me, ash landed on my pant leg. she reaches over to brush it off and says, "you really don't want anyone to see ashy white stuff on your pant leg." i said, "uh...., good call." and who says they only want money for lap dances... :-D rick
josie67 Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 1. Cigarette smokers getting annoyed at me when I start to smoke a cigar 2. Restaurants that allow cigarette smoking but not cigar smoking 3. Moochers who bum cigars off of me and then only smoke the first inch (almost makes me cry).
Troy Posted November 22, 2005 Posted November 22, 2005 I think JMH has already mentioned my pet cigar hate but I'll mention it again because it really gets on my nerves. I can't stand people who ask, or assume, that I smoke cigars to appear cool.
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