Lisa and the Tartlets

[El Presidente]

So I get up this morning to some lewd texts from "lisa and the Tartlets"

NY Apparently going very well. That would be except for you Frank (Lisa's husband) as Lise had just been shopping at Tiffanys.

Anyway the gaggle of grey goose drinkers were discussing what features attracted them to a man. Yes, I could hear the clink of empty bottles and their snorts of laughter from my house.

Frank, I told her we hit a Strip Club Friday Night. The chuckels and snorts sort of stopped quickly. Something eerie about silence.

[CanuckSARTech]

LOL. After seeing some of the update pictures, and seeing who Alex is, you must continue to feed us fodder, Pres. Lisa needs another accomplice on here to be oggled by us guys.

[Fuzz]

So I get up this morning to some lewd texts from "lisa and the Tartlets"

NY Apparently going very well. That would be except for you Frank (Lisa's husband) as Lise had just been shopping at Tiffanys.

Anyway the gaggle of grey goose drinkers were discussing what features attracted them to a man. Yes, I could hear the clink of empty bottles and their snorts of laughter from my house.

Frank, I told her we hit a Strip Club Friday Night. The chuckels and snorts sort of stopped quickly. Something eerie about silence.

You're just jealous that you're not in Cuba up to your usual debauchery.

[First Lady]

I notice you didn't answer back to fast either we have had great dinners, great company and lots of wine and cocktails and a very unhealthy bank balance but having a ball