El Capitan Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Billy was at school this morning in the outback and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy, Captain of Industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a *** club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for Australia but I was just too embarrassed to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mazolaman Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 nice one captain! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Anyone hear the latest joke making the rounds in Australia? It's the Australian Cricket team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dicko Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 haha thats great i like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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