El Presidente Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Qantas (Flying Kangaroo or as Ken refers to them..."Stumbling Wombat") is in the sights of Ken and his legal division (which surely must be one of the most active in the country). Qantas landing according to ken was "Like a sack of potatoes hurled to the tarmac" Apparently the overhead locker came open on impact and kens laptop hurled to the floor. It is currently not working. Qantas yesterday assigned ken a Customer Relationship Manager for his complaint. She resigned this morning. Ken is devastated for his fans. He would like to let all his Face Book friends know that he is ok and will be considering new "Friend Requests" shortly. He may also be off Twitter for 24 hrs or so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckymtn22 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Why doesn't he go sit in their office with those shorts that he scares us with during the reviews. That would get him a new computer in record time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuzz Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 I say Ken should be grateful. Obviously, the pilot intentionally landed the plane poorly to eject Ken's laptop from the overhead. As luck would have it, the pilot misjudged when to hit the breaks and the laptop failed to connect with Ken's head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 I don't whether to feel bad for KG or indebted to Qantas...... Thanks Qantas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckSARTech Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Qantas yesterday assigned ken a Customer Relationship Manager for his complaint. She resigned this morning. The million dollar question - did she resign because of Ken!???!?!!? He may also be off Twitter for 24 hrs or so Oh no. What will we ever do without Ken's Twatting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted November 10, 2010 Author Share Posted November 10, 2010 Update. kens laptop inspected and deemed possibly beyond repair. Ken not happy. Qantas nervous. He is off doing one of his wine thingee's in the Margaret River this weekend (Western Australia) and will be offline until Monday at least. He just wanted me to let everyone know. No...I don''t know why...but he has become a different person ever since he has found facebook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CigarmanTim Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Update. kens laptop inspected and deemed possibly beyond repair. Ken not happy. Qantas nervous. I understand he is demanding Qantas to reinstall all his midget porn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Habanos2000 Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 Clearly Quantas must have made a booking error for Ken to not be on that A380 that blew an engine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asmith Posted November 10, 2010 Share Posted November 10, 2010 The best part about all of this is Ken cannot respond to any of these comments. I can't help but think this is all part of Karma getting back at Ken and his anger towards QANTAS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colt45 Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 The best part about all of this is Ken cannot respond to any of these comments.I can't help but think this is all part of Karma getting back at Ken and his anger towards QANTAS. not to mention telstra.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopolis Semper Fidelis Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 No...I don''t know why...but he [Ken] has become a different person ever since he has found facebook Maybe he has been smitten by some dames there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leopolis Semper Fidelis Posted November 11, 2010 Share Posted November 11, 2010 Why doesn't he go sit in their office with those shorts that he scares us with during the reviews. That would get him a new computer in record time. It was Ken's attire that made his CRM resign. Can you blame the poor woman? What a terrifying experience! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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