Originally I had made a resolution to smoke no more than one a week.
When I couldn't keep this schedule, I decided to smoke one every other day.
Being a very weak-willed individual, I soon found myself smoking one a day...
which soon became two a day.
Today, after my second cigar, I smoked a third.
I have now resolved again to smoke no more than one a week.
Besides, I can stop smoking anytime.
Don't laugh, I mean it.......