El Presidente Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 The move is going swimmingly. We have no ADSL (Broadband) and are hence blind with no e-mail or LIVECHAT. The Fridge was delivered to my house instead of the Habanos House. Our Carpenter installed a Glass Wall where there should be a Glass Door. We have a *** Bath House across the road (Still no need to visit more often Ken ;-) ) Lisa looks like she will explode at any moment. Renovation costs are 100% over expectation. Smithy is staring at his wall, feet on the desk and throwing his Stanley knife at a picture of me. God knows what I will do come Sunday but between here and Christmas there will be a hell of a sale to pull me out of deep doo doo.
habanohal Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 I am all for that!! WHen feeling down, just say........ "GRUZEFABA" :-D
ALB Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 » » God knows what I will do come Sunday but between here and Christmas there » will be a hell of a sale to pull me out of deep doo doo. Let me be the first to put my name down for your 50-80% off everything sale:ok:
skid11 Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Glad to hear that things are going well.................
CIGARHead Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Ok fellas. Time we pulled together to get Rob out from bancrupcy.. My pitch: For just one dollar a day you could feed, clothe and give shelter to Rob, Lise, Smithy and the rest. This would also allow for daily operations at Cigar Czar to continue. Poverty sticken, they have nowhere to live. No transportation...Robs Montessa was repoed. For just one dollar a day, that's seven dollars a week - you could provide for these people in need. Would you want your family to live like this. I dont think so. So please, have a heart and make a pledge. When you sponsor one of them, you'll recieve their picture, a lock of their hair and a story about their lives...all for just one dollar a day. Send cash or cash wrapped up with a rubber band to: CIGARHead Po Box 440 St Augustine, FL 32085
cf2112 Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 » Ok fellas. Time we pulled together to get Rob out from bancrupcy.. » » My pitch: » » For just one dollar a day you could feed, clothe and give shelter to Rob, » Lise, Smithy and the rest. This would also allow for daily operations at » Cigar Czar to continue. Poverty sticken, they have nowhere to live. No » transportation...Robs Montessa was repoed. For just one dollar a day, » that's seven dollars a week - you could provide for these people in need. » Would you want your family to live like this. I dont think so. So please, » have a heart and make a pledge. When you sponsor one of them, you'll » recieve their picture, a lock of their hair and a story about their » lives...all for just one dollar a day. » » Send cash or cash wrapped up with a rubber band to: » » CIGARHead » Po Box 440 » St Augustine, FL 32085 Check's in the mail, go stand at thPO and wait. It's on it's way Really:-D
harwellplant Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 any hints or insights? my suggestion would be psp2 at 15% off;-)
Wiley Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Did somebody say SALE? Hopefully you're not talking about the old place's junk: broken furniture, stained sofas, and your collection of pocket lint. Except for the lint, I think the shipping costs would be stupidly huge.
JMH Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 » Our Carpenter installed a Glass Wall where there should be a Glass Door. You didn't use those polish guys that ken recommended did you?
Loki Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Sale, did I hear sale? when do the SLR DC go on sale? Seriously, that sound great.
Phailure Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 » Sale is good! :-D » » Yup-yup-yup-YUP!!!:-P Sales bad Sales = uncontrollable urges to spend money :-| Who am I kidding... sales good!
smk819 Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 A Save Rob From Going Broke Sale, is this the same as a garuntee Stephen will go broke sale?
jay8354 Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Did I hear right??? Sale!!! El Prez, are you sure that you did not read the last post about a Sale? I seem to recall that you did not liked to be teased about it. Maybe you do like the pain. Anyway, you got yourself in way over your head now. My Suggestion will be to get rid of all your stock at wholesale prices + 2%. On the other hand, Ken will have to pay Retail Prices + 200%. That will keep you cashed up temporary and FOH members very grateful. I am sure they will all agree to helping out a friend. r
GoatLocker Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 OK Rob, fist you start us with a small sale, just one box. Then it's two boxes. Fine. Now it's multiple sales each month! You are killing us here! lol! Next month it's gonna be "buy one master case, get one free"!?!
hazleem Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Oh boy! There goes all the money for this year's Christmas gifts... can't wait till Sunday! Haz
jay8354 Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 » OK Rob, fist you start us with a small sale, just one box. Then it's two » boxes. Fine. Now it's multiple sales each month! You are killing us here! » lol! Next month it's gonna be "buy one master case, get one free"!?! Rob is like a mate, who you almost always can't say no to. But he is making a killing on us here.... :-D
Ben Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Don't get sucked in by this hyperbole. Rumour has it that El Prez owns a forklift.... He needs it to open his wallet. You heard it here first
El Presidente Posted November 10, 2005 Author Posted November 10, 2005 I love you CigarHead Times are tough as Lisa brought in a toaster so that we can have lunch The "Pull Rob out of the Crapper" Sale will be inventive....which means I had better start thinking now. Hell, If I have time I will post it tomorrow. Sale will run through until 20th of December so that all shipments will reach their Aussie and Global destinations....and the winners will be advised.
GoodTimes Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 » The "Pull Rob out of the Crapper" Sale will be inventive....which » means I had better start thinking now. » » Hell, If I have time I will post it tomorrow. » » Sale will run through until 20th of December so that all shipments will » reach their Aussie and Global destinations....and the winners will be » advised. Here's my suggestion for your sale: 5% off on all purchases of 1 box or on purchases of 25 singles; 10% off on purchases of 2 boxes or cab's of 50; 15% off on purchases of 3 or more boxes; and free shipping on all orders. Oh yeah, and a free box of Rob's choosing for the person who gives the suggestion that Rob uses for his sale:-)
TR Posted November 10, 2005 Posted November 10, 2005 Very simple idea for the sale. Buy three boxes and get one free! Buy 6 boxes get 2 free....of equal or lesser value! and offer an opportunity to donate to Habanos House...to buy like a founders brick or something with our name on it.......For say $50 for a brick at the Habanos House.....;-)
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now