Joke

[jwm8592]

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher, who often picked him out as an "example" for not listening picked him to answer a question. Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left? "None", replied Johnny, cause the rest would fly away. Well, the answer is four, said the teacher, but I like the way you're thinking. Little Johnny said, I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a ice cream shop... one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone... which one is married? Well, said the teacher nervously, I guess the one sucking the cone? "No", said little Johnny, the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but "I" like the way you're thinking.

[gerem]

Nice one!!!!