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Another guy named Ken posted an awful joke...So this Ken decided to post his. :rotfl:

Little Johnny was in class one day. The class was discussing what their fathers did for a living. The teacher called on Little Mary and asked her what her father did for a living. Little Mary replied...My father is a doctor. He makes sick people well.

The teacher then called on Little Bill and asked what his father did for a living. Little Bill replied...My father is a policeman. He makes the world a little safer for us all.

The teacher then called on Little Johnny. She asked him what his father did for a living. Little johnny replied...My father is dead.

This totally surprised the teacher. She told Little Johnny how sorry she was. She then asked him what he did before he died.

Little Johnny replied...He turned blue and **** on the carpet.

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