Ken Gargett Posted March 13, 2009 Posted March 13, 2009 Scotsman says to his wife: "Darling, what would you do if I said I've won the lottery?" Wife replies: "I'd take half then leave you." Scotsman says: "Excellent! I had three numbers and won ten quid. Here's five...now f**k-off!
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