Funny Joke

[Morientes50]

A man is at a bar and meets a woman he is attracted to. They hit it off and he invites her back to his place. On the drive home he tells her, "You should know up front that i'm a kinky guy. I like kinky things." She smiles at him and says "well, alright".

Upon entering his apartment the woman puts down her purse and removes her coat. The two begin kissing and he whispers in her ear, "I want you to go in the bedroom, take off all your clothes and do a headstand against the wall." Surprised but intrigued, she smiles at him and says, "Alright."

The woman enters the bedroom, undresses, gets herself into a headstand position against the wall and waits. Five minutes pass, then ten, then twenty. Her head full of blood and her temper rising, she climbs down and walks out into the living room, where she finds the man on the couch watching television. "Hello," he smiles.

"What's going on here?" she demands. "I've been in there, naked, standing on my head for twenty minutes! Are you going to do something or not?" He says, "Oh, I did. I **** in your purse."

[Padrino]

Moro twisted, but i like it

[Van55]

In general, one who offers up a joke should allow the reader/listener to decide for himself whether it is funny.

In this case, it's damned funny (in a truly warped way), so your anticipatory label is forgiven. LOL

[crasmith]

Very funny! LOL!!!

[El Presidente]

He calls that Kinky

[chuck1rar]

Went recently to a certain kink bar in my area where the girl was taking a dump in a small fish bowel and all the customers (Jpn office workers) were all cheering for more..

Then she goes off stage eats a tonne of cabbage and other stuff ready for the next act...

Not exactly kink but damn disgusting, turned my stomach.