Seasons Greetings

[PDC1]

Merry Christmas

From me ("the wisher") to you ("the wishee") Please accept without

obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally

conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress,

non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday,

practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion

of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the

religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice

not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically

uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar

year 2009, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other

cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age,

physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual

preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that: - This greeting

is subject to further clarification or withdrawal. This greeting is freely

transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original

greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wisher are acknowledged.

This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of

the wishes.

This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the

restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain

jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within

the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the

issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

The wisher warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this

wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. Any

references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our

Saviour", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures,

whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement

by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in

any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

This greeting is made under English Law.

p.s, don't let me get started about having a festive drink.

Have a good one, anyway!!!!

Cheers Paul

[Guest rob]

I'll be sure to read the fine print.

Cheers!