MALE OR FEMALE?


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Sent to me by little cutie Mechile. We have to give the women something to post :-D

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MALE OR FEMALE?

You might not have known this, but a lot of non -living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

PHOTOCOPIERS: THESE ARE FEMALE, BECAUSE ONCE TURNED OFF IT TAKES A WHILE TO WARM THEM UP AGAIN They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES: TYRES ARE MALE, BECAUSE THEY GO BALD EASILY AND ARE OFTEN OVER INFLATED

HOT AIR BALLOONS: ALSO A MALE OBJECT, BECAUSE TO GET THEM TO GO ANYWHERE, YOU HAVE TO LIGHT A FIRE UNDER THEIR BUTT.

SPONGES: THESE ARE FEMALE, BECAUSE THEY ARE SOFT, SQUEEZABLE AND RETAIN WATER.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: DEFINITELY MALE, BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS USE THE SAME OLD LINES FOR PICKING UP PEOPLE.

EGG TIMERS: EGG TIMERS ARE FEMALE BECAUSE, OVER TIME, ALL THE WEIGHT SHIFTS TO THE BOTTOM.

HAMMERS: MALE, BECAUSE IN THE LAST 5000 YEARS, THEY'VE HARDLY CHANGED AT ALL, AND ARE OCCASIONALLY HANDY TO HAVE AROUND.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: FEMALE. HA! YOU PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD BE MALE, BUT CONSIDER THIS: IT EASILY GIVES A MAN PLEASURE, HE'D BE LOST WITHOUT IT, AND WHILE HE DOESN'T ALWAYS KNOW WHICH BUTTONS TO PUSH, HE JUST KEEPS TRYING

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