Chicago Posted April 11, 2008 Posted April 11, 2008 The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !" The husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" The husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same." The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please, do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?" END OF STORY:-D
Chicago Posted April 11, 2008 Author Posted April 11, 2008 Thanks, man. Although I don't think you or I have too much in common with the guy in the story.
MaltPointer Posted April 11, 2008 Posted April 11, 2008 » Thanks, man. Although I don't think you or I have too much in common with » the guy in the story. ya got that right, and thank God for the women in our respective lives.
crasmith Posted April 12, 2008 Posted April 12, 2008 » The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making » love to a very attractive young woman. » » And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. » "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your » children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !" » » The husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell » you what happened." » » "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say » to me!" » » The husband began -- » » "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here » asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I » took pity on her and let her into the car. » » I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She » told me that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I » brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, » the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. » The poor thing devoured them in moments. » » Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was » doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw » them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans » that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they » are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary » present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. » » I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't » use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the » expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the » same." » » The husband took a quick breath and continued - » » "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her » to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please, » do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?" » » END OF STORY:-D Good one! Thanks!! :-)
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