Friday\'s Joke

[Chicago]

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making

love to a very attractive young woman.

And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried.

"How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your

children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !"

The husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell

you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say

to me!"

The husband began --

"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here

asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I

took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She

told me that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I

brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,

the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was

doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw

them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans

that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they

are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary

present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't

use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the

expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the

same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued -

"She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her

to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please,

do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

END OF STORY:-D

[MaltPointer]

Good one, Mike!

[Colt45]

:lol:

[Chicago]

Thanks, man. Although I don't think you or I have too much in common with the guy in the story.

[MaltPointer]

» Thanks, man. Although I don't think you or I have too much in common with

» the guy in the story.

ya got that right, and thank God for the women in our respective lives.

[crasmith]

» The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making

» love to a very attractive young woman.

»

» And was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried.

» "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your

» children ! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away !"

»

» The husband replied "Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell

» you what happened."

»

» "Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say

» to me!"

»

» The husband began --

»

» "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here

» asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I

» took pity on her and let her into the car.

»

» I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She

» told me that she hadn't eaten for three days ! So, in my compassion, I

» brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night,

» the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.

» The poor thing devoured them in moments.

»

» Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was

» doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw

» them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans

» that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they

» are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary

» present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.

»

» I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't

» use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the

» expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the

» same."

»

» The husband took a quick breath and continued -

»

» "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her

» to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, " Please,

» do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"

»

» END OF STORY:-D

Good one! Thanks!! :-)