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Respectfully Cheating

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have you ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would you ask such a question now? You don't

want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you were 35 years old and you

really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give you a

loan? R! emember how one da y the bank president himself came over to the house

and signed the loan papers, no questions asked?"

:-) "Oh, Betty, you did that for me! I respect you even more

than ever, that you would do such a thing for me! So, when was number 2?"

"Well, Jack, remember when you had that last heart attack

and you were needing that very tricky operation, and no surgeon would touch

you? Remember how Dr. DeBakey came all the way up here, to do the surgery

himself, and then you were in good shape again?"

:-) "I can't believe it! Betty, I love that you should do such

a thing for me, to save my life! I couldn't have a more wonderful wife. To

do such a thing, you must really love me, darling. I couldn't be more moved.

When was number 3?"

"Well, Jack, remember a few years ago, when you really

wanted to be president of the golf club and you were 17 votes short?"


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