the rabbi\'s wisdom

[Ken Gargett]

following on in our glorious leader's utterly politically incorrect footsteps...

No matter what Moshe did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: "Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize, and should bring on an orgasm."

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man, and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It doesn't help, and the wife is still unsatisfied.

Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says to the husband, "Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife, and you wave the towel over them."

Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home, and hire the same strapping young man. The young man gets into bed with the wife, and the husband waves the towel. The wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles, looks at the young man, and says to him triumphantly: "You see, you schmuck, THAT'S how you wave a towel!"

[El Presidente]

There goes my Jewish market..........

[Ken Gargett]

» There goes my Jewish market..........

you can replace them with your muslim and greek market. whoops, no you can't, you offended them yesterday.

[El Presidente]

» » There goes my Jewish market..........

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» you can replace them with your muslim and greek market. whoops, no you

» can't, you offended them yesterday.

Just don't touch my Gun lobby ;-)