Deux jokes des jours

[Mel39]

All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear - and be misread!

These are not made up. Check them out yourself.

1.. "Who Represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com

2 . "Experts Exchange" is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com

3.. Looking for a pen? Look no further than " Pen Island" at www.penisland.net

4.. Need a therapist? Try "Therapist Finder" at www.therapistfinder.com

5.. There's the "Italian Power Generator Company" at www.powergenitalia.com

6.. And don't forget the "Mole Station Native Nursery" in New South Wales , http://www.molestationnursery.com/

7.. If you're looking for IP computer software, there's always http://www.ipanywhere.com/

8.. The " First Cumming Methodist Church " Web site is www.cummingfirst.com

9.. And the designers at "Speed of Art" await you at their wacky Web site, http://www.speedofart.com

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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son

playing with his new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who

want off, get the hell off now , 'cause this is the last stop! And all

of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause

we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that

kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay

there for TWO HOURS.

When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to

use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with

his train.

Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers

who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your

belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope

your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue,"

For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand

luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We

hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added,

"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay,

Please see The Fat ***** in the kitchen.

[Colt45]

:lol:

Mel, I didn't know you speak french.....

[Mel39]

» :lol:

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» Mel, I didn't know you speak french.....

Known as Franglais Colt.

SteveR's yer man. When we met up in London. He read and translated a Certificate on the wall of the JJ Fox Museum which I believe was along the lines of "Napolean bought a stogie here".

Mine's schoolboy French from 50 years ago.

Don't get old Colt, it sucks. Or at least tries to:-D

Mel

[Colt45]

» Mine's schoolboy French from 50 years ago.

» Don't get old Colt, it sucks. Or at least tries to:-D

Mel, I had six years of french in school - it was just barely enough to help me get by the one time

I was able to visit Paris.

I have been taking the Rob Ayala home spanish course. So far I've learned

"Mi nalgas es muy rojo", which means "hello my good friend"

[zuma]

» I have been taking the Rob Ayala home spanish course. So far I've learned "Mi nalgas es muy rojo", which means "hello my good friend"

:rotfl:

:rotfl:

[Mel39]

» » Mine's schoolboy French from 50 years ago.

» » Don't get old Colt, it sucks. Or at least tries to:-D

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» Mel, I had six years of french in school - it was just barely enough to

» help me get by the one time

» I was able to visit Paris.

» I have been taking the Rob Ayala home spanish course. So far I've learned

» "Mi nalgas es muy rojo", which means "hello my good friend"

:-D :-D

Didn't know what a nalgas was.

One more word in my Spanish vocabulary.

Will now be able to say:

Besame mi nalgas por favor