Students at a local school were assigned 2 books to read

[atomross13]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[havanaclub7]

That's hilarious! It reminds me of a bit I heard from the comedian Larry the Cable Guy. Larry was talking about **** Cheney shooting his friend while duck hunting. Larry said he didn't understand why Democrats were making such a big deal out of Cheney shooting his friend. He said after all Bill Clinton shot an intern in the face.

[stever]

Have you seen the bumper sticker:

I'd rather hunt with **** Chaney than

Ride with Ted Kennedy.

[Jbailey]

That is great rob!

[El Presidente]

Students at a local school were assigned 2 books to read .............

"Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:. ... cost - $29.99

Clinton: ..... cost - $29.99

Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read

Clinton:. .... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: ..... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: ..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: ..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: ...... Let's not go there.

Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.

Clinton: ... Monica is forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack____.

Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton:. .... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary - basically the same thing.