Golfing with the Wives

ThreeD · October 4, 2007

A Swede, an Irishman and a Englishman take their wives golfing....

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivees?" Ole demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Englishman's wife bends over The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Mary! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "Der's not enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Englishman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit."

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