Joke de Jour II

[Cam]

What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

Grandpa.

[Filliphy]

» What's that wrinkly thing on Grandma?

»

»

» >

» >

» >

» >

» >

» >

» >

» >

» >

» >

»

»

» Grandpa.

That reminds me of another joke:

What pink and wrinkly and hangs out of your Pyjama Bottoms.

Your Grandma

[Ken Gargett]

so old jokes in every way, then?

[Mel39]

» so old jokes in every way, then?

It seems that unlike aged cigars, old jokes do not improve with age.

How about this one:

I just came across this exercise suggested for seniors, to build muscle

strength in the arms and shoulders. It seems so easy, so I thought I'd pass

it on to some of my Habanos friends.

The article suggested doing it three days a week.

Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side.

With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, then relax. Each day, you'll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.

After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then 50- lb potato sacks.

Eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each

hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I'm at this level)

After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.