Colt45 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. The stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' 'OK'. she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patrick Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Lol.... :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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