Joke de Jour II

[Cam]

This joke was sent to me by my dad in new zealand

enjoy!

A LITTLE BIRD WAS FLYING SOUTH FOR THE WINTER.IT WAS SO COLD THE BIRD FROZE & FELLTO THE GROUNDINTO A LARGE FEILD.WHILE HE WAS LYING THERE, A COW CAME BY & DROPPED SOME DUNG ON HIM.

AS THE FROZEN BIRD LAY THERE IN THE PILE OF COW DUNG, HE BEGAN TO REALIZE HOW WARM HE WAS.

THE DUNG WAS ACTUALLY THAWING HIM OUT ! HE LAY THERE ALL WARM & HAPPY,& SOON BEGAN TO SING FOR JOY.A PASSING CAT HEARD THE BIRD SINGING & CAME TO INVESTIGATE & FOUND THE

BIRD UNDER THE DUNG, & PROMPTLY DUG HIM OUT & ATE HIM.

_MORALS OF THE STORY-

1/ NOT EVERYONE WHO SHITS ON YOU IS YOUR ENEMY.

2/NOT EVERONE WHO GETS YOU OUT OF THE **** IS YOUR FRIEND.

3/ WHEN YOUR IN DEEP ****,ITS BEST TO KEEP YOU MOUTH SHUT !!

Voilà

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