Lars Teten

[Nino]

The best part about that page is the gossip crap at the bottom. Does Uncle Si really have a beautiful daughter?

So these cigars are from the 1980's, correct? I have no interest in smoking them, but I am trying to get info on them.

Yep, shocking news at the bottom, found the one about the poor dog most awful.

But back to the cigars.

Lisa : you don't have the courage or the "pallet" described in the article ??

Those with the wherewithal to be fans of Lars and with the sophisticated pallet of the aficionado know that there is no other brand that can compete or has the same experience as the master guru of cigars, Lars Tetens.

[BehikeLover2]

I dont get it?

Some rich dude going nuts and producing all kinds of wierd products?

[PapaDisco]

I first reviewed these in July '05 and thought I'd give them another shot for our newer members.

The fragrance of a Lars Teten cigar has been compared to the scent of a tire fire in the basement of a whorehouse. While most well known cigar makers have only been rolling smokes for a century or two, Lars has nearly a decade of experience creating his incomparable cigars. No other cigar has the distinct combination of sloppy rolling, smelly perfumes, outrageous prices and pure hyperbole that makes smoking a Lars a unique experience.

The Hittman Chronicle has developed a secret recipe that will let you make a whole box of Faux Lars for less than you'd pay for one of his sticks. You'll find everything you need at the drugstore. Start with a box of El Productos. (50/$12). Then find some perfume that smells like your grandmother in August. If it costs more than $5/quart keep shopping. Finally, pick up a small package of urinal cakes.

Dip the cigars in the cologne once a day for three weeks. That will get you most, but not all of that famous Lars flavor. The real secret (I shouldn't be giving this valuable information away for free) is as follows:

Crack open the credo in your humidor. Remove and discard all the green stuff in it. Crush a urinal cake and mash it in to the credo. Now fill the humidor with your Lars Productos. Let them age for at least two weeks before smoking one. NOW you have the authentic flavor of a Lars, at a fraction of the price!

Not much has changed since '05. I can't find a box code, but the date stamp said "Use by 2019"

My gawd that's awful! You can't use FRESH urinal cakes! They have to be USED urinal cakes! Don't you guys know anything??!

[canadianbeaver]

Thank you for this education. THIS is why am a member of FOH and not those other lame cigar forums.

If only I had original edition white Owls...