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It's been in the 30s, very low 40s here all week. No sun, windy as hell, no cigars.

What are you guys smoking / drinking / eating? Lay it on thick - I want to feel it.

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» It's been in the 30s, very low 40s here all week. No sun, windy as hell, no

» cigars.

» What are you guys smoking / drinking / eating? Lay it on thick - I want to

» feel it.

Dude its fricken unbearable here in 80 degree west Palm Beach FL....all I can do is ride my Big Dog Chopper up and down the beach roads to kewl off...then pull in to a few beach pubs have a Habano with some ice cold brews maybe a shot or two of some good Tequila then hop on the scoot back down the beach roads again with my shirt off and hair blowing in the wind.... having to fight the thonged ladies from jumping on the back of my scoot....Jesus life is tuff here in sunny Florida...I don't know how much more I can take........maybe I will go deep sea fishing.....

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You know, it gets a little old after a while.

On Friday I was on the campus, and all the young college girls were walking around with next to nothing on. I really enjoyed my lunch out by the campus swimming pool with a 97 Bolivar PC. Fortunately for me this was the day of the campus wide Wet T Shirt contest and all of the sororities were competing...

Before my drive home I took off my shirt to work a bit on my tan. I had the top down on the convertible, and while driving across the causeway I enjoyed a 1996 RJ Churchill while watching everyone tooling around on their jet skis and sail boats. A beautiful blonde in a bikini pulled up next to me at the stoplight and I could tell that she thought I looked good enough to eat with my red Ferrari and my tanned and ripped pecs and abs. When the light turned green I tipped my FOH cap to her and sped home.

When I got home Mrs. Twain had the grill going. We dined by the pool and enjoyed grilled steaks, corn on the cob, and grilled asparagus with a fine Australian wine.

After dinner we took a walk in the garden while I smoked a 1998 Cohiba Lancero. I stopped next to our 20 foot tall orange tree and smelled the orange blossoms that are in full bloom, and thought about the bushels of oranges we will be harvesting later this year. I then went by the lime tree which is also looking like it will yield enough limes for a year's woth of drinks.

I capped off the evening with an aged port out by my pool. The red and white azalea bushes that surround the screened in pool looked beautiful in the moonlight as I enjoyed my final cigar of the day, a 2002 Ramon Allones 898. When I stepped back into the air conditioned house, I felt nothing but pity for the poor guys toughing it out in the cold north.

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Been cold in NYC but i bundle up and go on the pourch if not at the lounge.

Most of the time i go outside at around 9:30 pm have my smoke and than go to bed.

Temps sometime's get low 20's hell i am cold but i love to have my night time cigar..

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» It's been in the 30s, very low 40s here all week. No sun, windy as hell, no

» cigars.

» What are you guys smoking / drinking / eating? Lay it on thick - I want to

» feel it.

I feel your pain Colt45, it was almost 80 here on tuesday and was 34 on wednesday. Tornado warning on tuesday, snow on friday. I want spring to stay.

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» X, Stick, PT - I have to brush away a tear - bless you guys!

LOL...well you did say "lay it on thick" Colt...and I did...in all honesty I do feel for you guys in the cold weather....I dont know how you can take it

Heres to better weather for you guys...try to enjoy it the best you can and Happy Easter

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» LOL...well you did say "lay it on thick" Colt...and I did...in all honesty

» I do feel for you guys in the cold weather....I dont know how you can take

» it

»

I laid it on triple thick.

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» Wasn't it Mark Twain who said "Rumors of my ripped pecs and abs have been

» greatly exaggerated."?

I'll be posting topless photos by the pool this summer for all of the Doubting Thomases.

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» » Wasn't it Mark Twain who said "Rumors of my ripped pecs and abs have

» been

» » greatly exaggerated."?

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» I'll be posting topless photos by the pool this summer for all of the

» Doubting Thomases.

Screw the abs :-D , I'm more interested in pics of the Ferrari. What kind do you drive Professor?

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» Screw the abs :-D , I'm more interested in pics of the Ferrari. What kind

» do you drive Professor?

OK, that part was an exaggeration--would you believe a red 2002 Honda Civic?

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» It's been in the 30s, very low 40s here all week. No sun, windy as hell, no

» cigars.

» What are you guys smoking / drinking / eating? Lay it on thick - I want to

» feel it.

actually temperatures have plummeted here. we are well into autumn and it has been warm but last night, i actually had to pull out a sheet for the first time in months.

i'm even thinking i might have to upgrade the t-shirt.

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» A beautiful blonde in a bikini pulled up next to me at the stoplight

» and I could tell that she thought I looked good enough to eat

» with my red Ferrari and my tanned and ripped pecs and abs.

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» actually temperatures have plummeted here. we are well into autumn and it

» has been warm but last night, i actually had to pull out a sheet for the

» first time in months.

» i'm even thinking i might have to upgrade the t-shirt.

mr. ken perhaps your scarf you wore in Habana will keep you warm. Muy Guapo!

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