Your Never Fail "mood for sex" strategy.

[Mel]

About the working night thing I hope none are upset, but life is real. I also remind her of the marital contract that says "what's your is hers" reffering to money. I just repeat the same in reverse that if my money is hers then her ****** is mine. Sounds alot like prostitution doesn't it???? I tell her that it is a womans lot in life to "love" the man and his lot to carry aroung all that heavy equipment.

Oh did you mean quality hot sex?? None of the above **** will work but if you just want to relieve your self???

[El Presidente]

» Oh did you mean quality hot sex?? None of the above **** will work

» but if you just want to relieve your self???

Mel...I am just sorry that you have not started a Valentines Day Card business for FOH members ;-)

[sluggo819]

For her- 10mg of Vicodin and a couple of cocktails

For him- several 200mg shots of testosterone.

Works like a charm-I "Guar-on-tee"

[jqmunro]

Lol, being a doctor, I just offer free visits and servicing

[mailman]

send her flowers at work, works for me!:-D

or if rick springfielsd is playing near by get het tickets!

[winelover]

Go to a lot of trouble cooking her a special meal and lay on all the works including delicious wine. Just hold off on the cigar till the job is done.

[xibbumbero]

A tequila shooter contest always works for me.

Also this line"OKAY...everybody do as I say and nobody gets hurt." X:-P

[shrink]

Also this line"OKAY...everybody do as I say and nobody gets hurt." X:-P

Everybody? X... you got a harem?

[Bernard]

I presume this refers to sex with wife / gf, (i.e. someone not always available or interested) as opposed to a woman who is chasing you down and actually wants you...

My strategy involves no planning or thought. 14 years of marriage have brought me to the conclusion that it is simple blind luck that works. On the assumption that women always want what they cant have, I found that acting disinterested sometimes works.

If all else fails, I resort to begging and pleading.

But sometimes it does not harm mentioning that the hot waitress at the coffee shop was very friendly....

This is one of lifes great mysteries!

[cls515]

Man, you guys make being married for 15 or so years sound really bad...

[asavin]

» Ken, no need to participate here as we are not considering outright cash

» as a strategy.

»

You mean there's another way?

[El Presidente]

» Man, you guys make being married for 15 or so years sound really bad...

Not at all! Hell, you have 15-20 years of shared experiences (mostly great, some bad) and your marriage develops (hopefully stronger).

It's just nice to have a few new tricks ;-)

[CWS]

Reservations at the "our" hotel with a room directly on the beach. Never, ever fails.

[Cal-Duck]

Walk around in your dirty underwear, burp and scrath yourself alot. Hold your nuts whenever you sit on the coach. Smell your fingers alot... Chicks really dig that. Beer in the morning is also a big turn on.

Oh yeah... I almost forgot... they really love it when you don't listen to them. If after she has talked to you for like 15+ minutes and you shake your head and say "What? Were you talking?" YOU MY FRIEND ARE GETTING LAID!!!!

Let me know how it works out for ya. ;-)

:-P CD

[El Presidente]

» Walk around in your dirty underwear, burp and scrath yourself alot. Hold

» your nuts whenever you sit on the coach. Smell your fingers alot...

» Chicks really dig that. Beer in the morning is also a big turn on.

»

» Oh yeah... I almost forgot... they really love it when you don't listen to

» them. If after she has talked to you for like 15+ minutes and you shake

» your head and say "What? Were you talking?" YOU MY FRIEND ARE GETTING

» LAID!!!!

»

» Let me know how it works out for ya. ;-)

»

» :-P CD

What I like about this thread the most....is that I no longer feel that bad :-D

I have decided just to print it out and hand it to my lovely wife to read.

She will quickly work out how good she has it