Cam Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 A man walks into a bar and sits down. He notices a foot-tall piano player playing up a storm. Man: Hey, this guy's really good! Where'd you get him? Barkeep: Oh, I have a magic lamp that gives me anything I want. Man: Can I try? Barkeep: Sure just rub it and say what you want. Man (rubbing the lamp): I wish for ten thousand bucks. * Ten thousand ducks appear * Man: What the hell happened? I asked for 10,000 BUCKS, not DUCKS! Barkeep: Think I asked for a twelve inch pianist? Voilà Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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